But in retrospect, most of
these characters’ lives suck. Their friends, family, partners, and
eventually they die. The absolute worst-case scenarios happen to them.
And now you’re probably thinking, this has to happen for people to
watch. But isn’t it kind of sick that we have to see the twist and turns
of some emotionally damaged doctor to be entertained. I mean don’t feel
too bad for them; they look like they have very active and thriving sex
lives. Even the “virgin” in Grey’s Anatomy is having sex!
Although these shows are
my guilty pleasure, they also drive me to frustration. My doctor is not
nearly as attractive as Patrick Dempsey or Eric Dane (still grieving
over Mark’s death). My pediatrician is kind of old, and has really cold
hands. And yes, I still go to the pediatrician! I’m only sixteen and I
plan to enjoy my last years with my pediatrician, even if he hates me,
which he does. Why not go to the pediatrician if you’re under eighteen
years old? If you’re older than that, you’ll be pushing it.
- Most pediatricians will never outright call you fat.
- If they imply that you’re fat, you can cry without feeling embarrassed. (Score!)
- They have the best Band-Aid’s. Having Charlie Brown on your Band-Aid IS something to brag about.
- They’re used to people crying during blood tests and vaccinations.
After all this you should definitely go watch Grey’s Anatomy, Scrubs, and House (lacking
sex scenes). But whatever you do, do not watch the ones that air during
the day (They suck, unless you’re a housewife.). Also I suggest
newcomers if you’re a nerd like me, Emily Owens M.D. or The Mob Doctor.
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